Song Parody #2: Pass Me Maybe

This song is far too catchy not to parody. Song #2 of 4 is "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen, rewritten to "Pass Me Maybe," something most Rose students beg their professors to do at least once in their four years. And unlike the actual song that repeats the exact same choruses, I continuously changed two of the three stanzas throughout the entire song. So be sure to read it all! Enjoy!

"Pass Me Maybe"

I passed through high school with ease,
not one grade under nineties
then I aced my SAT’s,
and now I go to Rose

An engineering degree,
That wouldn’t be too shabby
I’ll even get it in three,
But now I go to Rose

To class I’m strollin’,
First week, easy goin’
hard work, never flowin’

Thought I was all knowing, baby!

Hey, I made each class,
your tests were crazy,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

I haven’t slept now,
In like eight days,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

Hey, I made each class,
your tests were crazy,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

And all my other schools,
couldn’t faze me,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

You gave us notes every day
I took my own anyway
Just finals week to outplay
not bad, welcome to Rose

This test, last one for my class,
Get a “C” and I’ll pass
But then it straight kicked my ass,
Oh hey, welcome to Rose

My hopes all famish,
Dean’s list, all but vanish
This test, is it Spanish?
I’m about to perish, save me!

Hey, I made each class,
your tests were crazy,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

My once bright future,
Now is shady,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

Hey, I made each class,
your tests were crazy,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

And I do swear to you,
I’m not lazy,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

Before I came into this class
My grades were so high
My grades were so high

My grades were so, so high

Before I came into this class
My grades were so high
I’m smart like Bill Nye
My grades were so, so high

My memory is,

Getting hazy
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

Hey, I made each class,
your tests were crazy,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

And on all the homework,
I got straight A’s,
I studied all night,
So pass me, maybe?

Before I came into this class
My grades were so high
My grades were so high

My grades were so, so high

Before I came into this class
My grades were so high
Please don’t make me cry

So pass me, maybe?