Wednesday, December 19, 2012

So I hurt my Jaw...

Here's what happened, as described by the Poke`mon announcer:

SOCCER PLAYER JEN uses CHIP SHOT!
Jen's shot missed!
In its confusion, SOCCER BALL hits MATT'S JAW instead!

BROKEN JAW uses CHRONIC THROBBING PAIN!
Oh no! Matt's PARALYZED!

Matt uses METAXALONE!
It's super effective!
Matt fell ASLEEP!
 — at Matt's Desk.

Pretty accurate.

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